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RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE · RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE ·

Current domain buyout price · live

$617,755.17

55,301 citizen signatures filed · +$55,000 civic

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Exhibit F

Thermal evidence

Print another tape. Tender type is always a short story with a void in the middle. Sauce remains extra-statutory. The cup holder knows.

SURVIVOR DISASTER BRANDS

TB EBT WINDOW

UNINCORPORATED STRIP

ORDER #1014 · NIGHT SHIFT

  • NACHO FRIES2.49
  • MED FOUNTAIN2.49
  • CRNCHWRAP SUPREME6.49
  • CHEESY GORDITA CR5.19

SUB16.66

TAX1.37

TOTAL18.03

TENDER: EBT **** VOID
TENDER: FOLKLORE
SAUCE: 3 (THEOLOGICAL)

NOT A REAL RECEIPT · FIRE SAUCE: 3