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Independent parody. Real merch. Civic petition. Not Taco Bell, not Yum!, not USDA. We filed the joke before you filed the letter.

RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE · RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE ·

Current domain buyout price · live

$617,755.17

55,301 citizen signatures filed · +$55,000 civic

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TACO BELL EBT

Fine print

Shipping, returns, lawyers

Shipping

Printed to order in the United States. USPS ground $6.95 on every bag. 7–14 days typical. This drop ships to US addresses only.

Returns

30 days, unworn, unwashed, tags on. Stickers and opened candles stay sold. Email the receipt; we send a prepaid label. Refunds go back to the original card.

Tender types

Visa, Mastercard, Amex, the usual. Not EBT, not SNAP, not a Restaurant Meals Program vendor. The joke is on the garment. The charge is a normal merch charge.

Parody

Survivor Disaster Brands is not Taco Bell, Yum! Brands, USDA, or any state SNAP agency. Names of restaurants and benefit programs appear as commentary. Buy the shirt because it is funny and well printed, not because it authorizes a chalupa.