SDB / Independent parody / --:-- / Petition live

The last hot meal of the American century

We bought the domain because the vinyl was bigger than the menu. Then we filed a petition to make the rumor into a statute. Nine states let elderly, disabled, and unhoused SNAP clients buy a prepared meal. Forty-one are folklore. Cotton still ships.

Sign the RMP petition Shop merch Outside counsel door

ELECTRONIC
BENEFIT

Not a real card
Not a state issue

Cardholder

SURVIVOR DISASTER

EBT

FILED FIRST

Exhibit $ — live valuation

Hours + visits + 100k tiers + $1,000 per 1,000 signatures. You are looking at it. It just went up.

$617,755

$617,755.17

Next visit tier at 100,000(+ $50,000)

Next civic tier at 56,000 signatures(+ $1,000)

55,301 citizen signatures filed · bounty pool $61,775.52

1,847 unique visits logged · you are currently exhibit A

[ Sign state petition ]

Visiting is exhibit A. Signing is exhibit B. The number moves either way.

The property

Ten rooms. One vinyl.

Drop 001 — featured

The vinyl, merchandised

Survivor Disaster Brands. Printed to order in the US, shipped USPS, paid with a real card. The satire is the print. The invoice is sincere.

SDB-004
Fourth of the Month Club Tee
Heavyweight cotton for a holiday the reader never observed. The print is the joke. The shirt is inventory.
$36.00
Choose size
SDB-VINYL
Window Vinyl Hoodie
Wear the sign. Become the plaza. Independent parody — not a participating location, not Yum!, not USDA.
$68.00
Choose size
SDB-07
Insufficient Baja Tote
Declined so often it became a bag. Holds the groceries the program actually covers.
$24.00