Independent parody. Real merch. Civic petition. Not Taco Bell, not Yum!, not USDA. We filed the joke before you filed the letter.

RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE · RMP PETITION OPEN · FIRST AMENDMENT · 9 STATES ON THE BOOKS · 41 TO GO · BUYOUT LIVE · C&D INTAKE OPEN · 10% BOUNTY · WE CALLED YOU OUT FIRST · NOT A LOCATOR · TENDER: FOLKLORE ·

Current domain buyout price · live

$617,755.17

55,301 citizen signatures filed · +$55,000 civic

[ Sign state petition ]

TACO BELL EBT

Intake form SDB-7

Are you statute, folklore, or cantina?

Six questions. No file is opened at USDA. The result is a personality and a SKU. This is not an application.

Question 1 of 6

Who is attempting the window?